How a Raven is like a Writing Desk.

I've often paused while driving, or stopped mid-sentence to consider how a raven is like a writing desk.  Its one of those mind clearing questions like " What's the sound of one hand clapping?" Or, "If a tree falls in the woods and noone is around, does it make a sound?"  These questions have no answer. No doubt these are questions pondered on Laputa (Gulliver's Travels). Perhap its pondered in other parts of the world, maybe in the darkest corners of Africa or the Amazon, they have discovered the answer to this all consuming question.
 
Then again, it may just be the ravings of a man using laudanum to cure headaches.

  Either way this blogger, with the blessing of his majesty, shall take up the noble cause of questing for the answer to this question: "How is a raven like a writing desk?"
I will not stop until I know the answer.

God wills it!